GUESTBREAKER: You Love the Plain White T’s Are you serious? Their songs are the musical equivalent of the Twilight series. People think they’re good and they’re oddly popular, but they’re actually overly simplistic and chaste and weird and somewhat stalkerish. “Hey There Delilah”? Yeah she had a boyfriend and instead of just talking to her like a grownup it took you A FUCKING YEAR to write a song about her. “It’s what you do to me” repeated a billion times was the best you could come up with? Weak! And that 1, 2, 3, 4.. song. Really? “There’s only ONE word TWO say THREE…..”. Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? Unless you’re The Count in Sesame Street you’re not going to get any play with this approach. Even The Count would probably make the number two about boobies. (“Two. Two boobs.”). Get the hell out of here with that junior-high-7-minutes in the closet bullshit.  I’ve got your One word right here: DEALBREAKER. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Leah Skelton.

GUESTBREAKER: You Love the Plain White T’s

Are you serious? Their songs are the musical equivalent of the Twilight series. People think they’re good and they’re oddly popular, but they’re actually overly simplistic and chaste and weird and somewhat stalkerish. “Hey There Delilah”? Yeah she had a boyfriend and instead of just talking to her like a grownup it took you A FUCKING YEAR to write a song about her. “It’s what you do to me” repeated a billion times was the best you could come up with? Weak! And that 1, 2, 3, 4.. song. Really? “There’s only ONE word TWO say THREE…..”. Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? Unless you’re The Count in Sesame Street you’re not going to get any play with this approach. Even The Count would probably make the number two about boobies. (“Two. Two boobs.”). Get the hell out of here with that junior-high-7-minutes in the closet bullshit.  I’ve got your One word right here: DEALBREAKER.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Leah Skelton.