You Think We’re In a Love TriangleJust  because you’re standing inappropriately close to the two of us, does  not mean we form a three-sided polygon, connected by an equal number of  vertices.  Let’s get this right before it get’s too far, I do not find  you acute, whatsoever.  In fact, you’re rather obtuse. This is no ménage  à trois, bud.  I get your angle, but you’re not even a consideration on  this girl’s plane, let’s just say we’re not congruent. You’re far too square. 
-Written by wallcloset

You Think We’re In a Love Triangle

Just because you’re standing inappropriately close to the two of us, does not mean we form a three-sided polygon, connected by an equal number of vertices.  Let’s get this right before it get’s too far, I do not find you acute, whatsoever.  In fact, you’re rather obtuse. This is no ménage à trois, bud.  I get your angle, but you’re not even a consideration on this girl’s plane, let’s just say we’re not congruent.

You’re far too square.

-Written by wallcloset

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    HAHAHA
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    (via dealbreaker) AHEM.
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    Its worth the reblog for the picture, if nothing else.
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    Reblogged because all the puns made me go from six to midnight.
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    Hilarious. Maybe the definition of the hilarious. Love triangles are always funny.
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