You Think We’re In a Love Triangle
Just because you’re standing inappropriately close to the two of us, does not mean we form a three-sided polygon, connected by an equal number of vertices. Let’s get this right before it get’s too far, I do not find you acute, whatsoever. In fact, you’re rather obtuse. This is no ménage à trois, bud. I get your angle, but you’re not even a consideration on this girl’s plane, let’s just say we’re not congruent.
You’re far too square.
-Written by wallcloset