GUESTBREAKER: You Read Dealbreaker How am I supposed to post my Guestbreaker when I know that you also follow Dealbreaker? I have no doubt that you would immediately identify these dealbreaking antics as your own and, as a result, link it back to me. The social homicide would then quickly turn to “murder of stature in the first degree” as all of our friends read Dealbreaker too, leaving me no choice but to heartlessly sign the lease on my cozy little 1-bedroom in hell.So just know: that thing you did that one time? It broke the deal. And it was wretched and hilarious, and it could have made me an internet sensation. But I shall live in tragic anonymity while you’re out breaking new deals with innocent young lovers. Damn the man…and you’re welcome. A Meta Guest Dealbreaker written by, not surprisingly, Anonymous.

GUESTBREAKER: You Read Dealbreaker

How am I supposed to post my Guestbreaker when I know that you also follow Dealbreaker? I have no doubt that you would immediately identify these dealbreaking antics as your own and, as a result, link it back to me.

The social homicide would then quickly turn to “murder of stature in the first degree” as all of our friends read Dealbreaker too, leaving me no choice but to heartlessly sign the lease on my cozy little 1-bedroom in hell.

So just know: that thing you did that one time? It broke the deal. And it was wretched and hilarious, and it could have made me an internet sensation. But I shall live in tragic anonymity while you’re out breaking new deals with innocent young lovers.

Damn the man…and you’re welcome.

A Meta Guest Dealbreaker written by, not surprisingly, Anonymous.