GUESTBREAKER: You Call Target “Tarjay” Target is everyone’s favorite store whether they admit it or not.  But under no circumstances, unless you are someone’s Aunt Patti (because it’s sweet when she does it), are you allowed to call the megastore by it’s psuedo-French suburban mom misnomer “Tarjay,” as to insinuate that the flower pots and denim capri pants you bought have an old world flair and je ne sais qua.  Your flip flips were $7.99 - telling people they’re from Tarjay doesn’t change the fact that nine other people in line for the Superman at Six Flags have the same pair on.  Say it loud: I’m cheap and I’m proud. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Nicole James.

GUESTBREAKER: You Call Target “Tarjay”

Target is everyone’s favorite store whether they admit it or not.  But under no circumstances, unless you are someone’s Aunt Patti (because it’s sweet when she does it), are you allowed to call the megastore by it’s psuedo-French suburban mom misnomer “Tarjay,” as to insinuate that the flower pots and denim capri pants you bought have an old world flair and je ne sais qua.  Your flip flips were $7.99 - telling people they’re from Tarjay doesn’t change the fact that nine other people in line for the Superman at Six Flags have the same pair on.  Say it loud: I’m cheap and I’m proud.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Nicole James.