You Love Strip Clubs Listen, I am a “cool girlfriend.”  If we are partying in Vegas and you want a lap dance, I will gladly cheer you on or even giggle my way through my own.  However, you’re spending $600 dollars a night to have a lady of questionable background and obvious motherhood clank her shoes together and coax you into buying her $12 sodas.  If you prefer your naked women to come with a price tag, your bill is in the mail. 

You Love Strip Clubs

Listen, I am a “cool girlfriend.”  If we are partying in Vegas and you want a lap dance, I will gladly cheer you on or even giggle my way through my own.  However, you’re spending $600 dollars a night to have a lady of questionable background and obvious motherhood clank her shoes together and coax you into buying her $12 sodas.  If you prefer your naked women to come with a price tag, your bill is in the mail.