Your Out of Control Sarcasm Okay, I’ll admit it. At first I thought it was funny, even (ugh) charming. But, I’ve mentally checked out ever since I noticed that you roll your eyes at me approximately 4 times a minute. Ordering Caeser salad as a side is a mockable offense? What do you care? It’s just lettuce! I get it, you didn’t like a movie that I liked. You don’t have to go off about how it’s you faaaaaaavorite film eveeeeeer and you’re going to build a monument in it’s honor. Alert the Snark Police, we have a sincerity deficiency on our hands, and it could be fatal! Could I be any less attracted to you right now? Doubtful.

Your Out of Control Sarcasm

Okay, I’ll admit it. At first I thought it was funny, even (ugh) charming. But, I’ve mentally checked out ever since I noticed that you roll your eyes at me approximately 4 times a minute. Ordering Caeser salad as a side is a mockable offense? What do you care? It’s just lettuce! I get it, you didn’t like a movie that I liked. You don’t have to go off about how it’s you faaaaaaavorite film eveeeeeer and you’re going to build a monument in it’s honor. Alert the Snark Police, we have a sincerity deficiency on our hands, and it could be fatal! Could I be any less attracted to you right now? Doubtful.