GUESTBREAKER: You Have Fangs
Oh, you got them for a Halloween costume? Well, that’s cool and all but - it’s June. And you have them in the glove box of your car. Why, exactly? Just in case you need to put ‘em on real quick? Does it get you out of tickets or something? You know True Blood is a fictional show, right? Oh, no, please, it’s okay - you don’t have to put them on. Really, it’s fine, I don’t have to see how good they look. Oh, they were customized especially for your teeth? That’s… great. No, I’d rather not touch them, thanks. No, no it’s fine, really - oh wow, yeah, they really are sharp. Uh-huh, they look fantastic. So… real. Can you let me out of the car now?
A True Guestbreaker written by Jen, AKA 6od.
