GUESTBREAKER: You Haven’t Read a Book Since High School
Honestly? You’re, what, 24? 25? And I know it’s not that you don’t have time. I’ve seen the piles of Us Weekly on your coffee table and the ticket stubs from the dozen or so Paramore concerts you’ve attended in the last seven months. Who are you, anyway? How the hell have we actually been holding conversations? And no, books aren’t “hard.” Neither are they “boring” or “blah” or “a complete waste of time when you could be clubbing at Element.”
Wait, you HAVE read something recently?
No. Sorry. Twilight doesn’t count.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by James.
