GUESTBREAKER: You Try To Pick Me Up In Your Car At The Stop Light  Do you really think this is going to get you anywhere? I think it’s REALLY sexy that some douche bag in a convertible is trying to chat me up, shouting; “Flash me a smile baby! I wanna take you for a ride.” Dream on brother. Even if you weren’t 100% pathetic, I will probably be stuck in LA traffic for another 45 minutes; I am cranky and you are making it worse. Go home, troll Craiglist’s Missed Connections and stop making eyes at me – it is embarrassing.   Also, you drive a Mini Cooper and I think you might be gay. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Katy Stoll.

GUESTBREAKER: You Try To Pick Me Up In Your Car At The Stop Light

 Do you really think this is going to get you anywhere? I think it’s REALLY sexy that some douche bag in a convertible is trying to chat me up, shouting; “Flash me a smile baby! I wanna take you for a ride.”

Dream on brother. Even if you weren’t 100% pathetic, I will probably be stuck in LA traffic for another 45 minutes; I am cranky and you are making it worse. Go home, troll Craiglist’s Missed Connections and stop making eyes at me – it is embarrassing.  

Also, you drive a Mini Cooper and I think you might be gay.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Katy Stoll.