GUESTBREAKER: You ONLY Watch The Colbert Report
I agree with you, Stephen Colbert is hilarious. And yes, the April 6th, 2006 episode of The Colbert Report was a masterpiece of timely satire. In 2006. I can’t believe you still have it on your Tivo. Or that we’ve watched it four times this week, along with the December 17th, 2005, September 28th, 2007, and all the Indecision 2008 episodes. Or that you launched into an irate, twenty minute lecture about how I don’t get satire when I suggested deleting a couple to make room for Breaking Bad. Anyway, in all truthiness, I’m not expecting a Colbert Bump from the glasses you bought me, nor am I going to shave my head in solidarity, so I guess that brings us to tonight’s Word: Leave.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Clay Larsen.