Your Creepy Roommate Maybe it’s my imagination, but it seems like your roommate knocks on the door and asks to borrow a DVD every time we have sex. It’s always season 3 of the Office and he only wants the first disc. Also, when he says, “you two sure look like you’re having fun,” I always feel like those are the last words I’m going to hear before I’m murdered.  

Your Creepy Roommate

Maybe it’s my imagination, but it seems like your roommate knocks on the door and asks to borrow a DVD every time we have sex. It’s always season 3 of the Office and he only wants the first disc. Also, when he says, “you two sure look like you’re having fun,” I always feel like those are the last words I’m going to hear before I’m murdered.