GUESTBREAKER: You Voted For American Idol But Not In The Presidential Election
Look I get, I’m sure you were too busy that one Tuesday in November to make it to the polls and elect the first black president but guess what, you guys couldn’t even elect your first gay Idol. Until Kelly Clarkson starts being in charge of our foreign policy maybe you should think about your voting priorities. And come on, Barack Obama was on the ballot! That guy has way more star power than whatever unknown actually won this year. You just know he could nail an awesome rendition of “I Will Survive” way better than that Adam guy ever could.
A Guest Dealbreaker by Todd Fasen. Happy birthday, Todd!