GUESTBREAKER: Your Buffy Obsession

Here’s the thing: I think you and I have different definitions for the word “genius.” Einstein? Yes. Picasso? Yes. Joss Whedon? No. Maybe I should have seen a warning sign when you kept calling me your “Angel” when you were happy or told me I was being a real “Spike” when I pissed you off.  Or when everything you said contained some sort of self-concious pop-culture reference. Or when I saw that you had a Sarah Michelle Gellar screensaver on your laptop even though you aren’t a 14 year old boy in 1999. So, you can go back to writing Willow fan fiction, but I think this really isn’t really working out. That not clear enough? Ok, let me try Once More, With Feeling. Consider this deal staked.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Alex Fernie.