GUESTBREAKER: You Dated My Best Friend Wow, this is so exciting. I mean wrong. This is so wrong. Look at your perfect hair. No, no, I’m a bad friend for agreeing to go on this date with you. I know you have a ridiculous six pack. I know this because you dated my friend! Fuck. I have to leave. Your arms are so soft. My friend cried not because you broke up with her but because you just straight up ignored her.  Ignored her with your sexy, sexy face. Shit. We’re probably gonna bone, aren’t we? Annnd, there goes my pants. Damnit.  A Guest Dealbreaker written by Erin Gibson. 

GUESTBREAKER: You Dated My Best Friend

Wow, this is so exciting. I mean wrong. This is so wrong. Look at your perfect hair. No, no, I’m a bad friend for agreeing to go on this date with you. I know you have a ridiculous six pack. I know this because you dated my friend! Fuck. I have to leave. Your arms are so soft. My friend cried not because you broke up with her but because you just straight up ignored her.  Ignored her with your sexy, sexy face. Shit. We’re probably gonna bone, aren’t we? Annnd, there goes my pants. Damnit. 

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Erin Gibson.