GUESTBREAKER: You Make Me Want To Listen To Tori Amos
“So you can make me cum/that doesn’t make you Jesus.”  I mean, gross, right?  This is not 1993 and I’m not a freshman at Sarah Lawrence, so why am I reaching out for Little Earthquakes?  Two weeks ago I was listening to the Pete’s Dragon soundtrack without a goddamn care in the world.  I blame you, dude.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by our own cornflake girl, Lindsay Katai.

GUESTBREAKER: You Make Me Want To Listen To Tori Amos

“So you can make me cum/that doesn’t make you Jesus.”  I mean, gross, right?  This is not 1993 and I’m not a freshman at Sarah Lawrence, so why am I reaching out for Little Earthquakes?  Two weeks ago I was listening to the Pete’s Dragon soundtrack without a goddamn care in the world.  I blame you, dude.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by our own cornflake girl, Lindsay Katai.