GUESTBREAKER: You Make Me Want To Listen To Tori Amos
“So you can make me cum/that doesn’t make you Jesus.” I mean, gross, right? This is not 1993 and I’m not a freshman at Sarah Lawrence, so why am I reaching out for Little Earthquakes? Two weeks ago I was listening to the Pete’s Dragon soundtrack without a goddamn care in the world. I blame you, dude.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by our own cornflake girl, Lindsay Katai.