GUESTBREAKER: You Apologize Too Much

Here is a list of things you’ve apologized for recently:

- You apologized for being 5 minutes late for dinner.
- You apologized because your dad called me Alan.
- You apologized because your apartment was too warm.
- You apologized because your apartment was too cold.
- You apologized for sneezing during a commercial during Lost.
- You apologized for not finding beagles as adorable as I do.
- You apologized because we disagreed about what to do about the collapse of the American auto industry.
- You apologized because your shoe was untied.
- You apologized for forgetting that I don’t like eggs.
- You apologized for making a joke about Zac Efron that was actually pretty funny.
- You apologized because your car wasn’t a hybrid.
- You apologized for apologizing so much.

You know, none of those things bothered me at the time. But now that you bring them up…

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Alex Fernie.