GUESTBREAKER: Your Soul Patch
The thought of you purposefully carving your facial hair to resemble a tiny bikini wax is not the least bit enticing. That type of bikini wax was designed to attract dudes to the situation. So the fact that you’ve converted your face into a glorified landing strip for the sole purpose of bringing “sexy back” only indicates to most girls that you love the vagine so much you wanted to permanently mount one on your face. Sure, genies had magical beards in myth, and could pull some sweet tricks, but yours is so vile, that if you twirl it with your fingers, and listen closely, you can hear every single vagina in a five mile radius close up shop for good.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kat.
