Yeah so, last time you were over you used my toilet, right? Well did you eat like… rocks or snakes or lava or something? Cause that shit was stuck for like days. Days. Yes I tried jiggling the handle. But seriously. What the hell is wrong with your butt. And also: you couldnt tell me your massive ass-log filled my pipes? You just left like everything was ok? I went in there in the middle of the night and almost died. No really.
No you cant use my bathroom again. Get out.