DEALBREAKER.: Archive

DEALBREAKER.

September 2011

2 posts

theidiotking: WORLD PREMIERE! Two years in the making, a show about two co-workers who hate each other, hate the coffee shop they work at, and hate the superpowers they’ve mysteriously developed. Swift and French Written by/Starring Erin Gibson & Dave Horwitz with Marisa Pinson and Billy Merritt Directed by Tyler Gilette / Special Effects by Chris VanArtsdalen Pass it around if you...

August 2011

1 post

SLACKLUST: 27 Is Not The Final Destination - DAVE... →

theidiotking: I’m turning 28 on Friday, and I wrote a piece for Slacklust about how all I want for my birthday is not to die. Happy Birthday, Dave! Hope you cheat death for another year!

June 2011

4 posts

April 2011

5 posts

March 2011

14 posts

DEALBREAKER ADVICE CORNER #10 (PART II): Erin Gibson In this thrilling conclusion, our heroes discuss religious preference, blunt arrogance, and of course, burritos. Follow Erin on Twitter @gibblertron, check out her website, or bookmark her blog, Models Are Smart. And of course, if you’ve got a question for us, submit it HERE. (Part 1)

Dealbreaker Advice Corner #10: Erin Gibson (Part 1) Current TV’s Erin Gibson joined the advice corner for a little romance talk. Topics include having a crush on your best friend, sex related injury, and Erin’s obvious xenophobia.

Dealbreaker Advice Corner #9: Lightning Round w/Charlyne Yi! Charlyne Yi was nice enough to sit down with Dave to answer some of your extremely hard hitting questions.

February 2011

25 posts

theidiotking: Special Eating Society by Tremendosaur (Justin Michael and Jacob Reed), w/Dan Lippert, Drew Tarver, Scott Gairdner, Jennie Pierson, and myself. It’s for a contest, so vote it funny and those guys could win a thing! Happy Saturday! Here’s a crazy sketch Dave acted in. Also, it’s funny.

Anonymous asked: let's talk about fuck buddies. what are the rules? how much do you see them? how long should you let it go on? what if they are dictating everything about it? seriously, this is so confusing.

Anonymous asked: my boyfriend of two years broke up with me almost five months ago and i still can't get him out of my head! seriously, it's making my life miserable. i've tried drinking heavily and having hate sex, but thoughts of him won't leave me in peace. any tips and tricks for wiping my mind?

Anonymous asked: What if I'm in love with Dave?

Anonymous asked: theres this guy i like, hes almost like my bestfriend and ive known him for 3 years now almost 4. But im starting to like him ...
what should i do? i dont want to lose our friendship, but when isee him with other girls i get jealous .. PLEASE HELP !!

The Hairpin: Marisa Pinson on Needlefelting →

jenniepie: One of my very favorite gals Marisa Pinson wrote an article for The Hairpin, my favorite website! Everyone should look on in wonder! Our very own Marisa is going to be writing stuff for the Hairpin! Here’s her first piece.

Anonymous asked: make more videos, please!

Anonymous asked: I have realized that everything my boyfriend says is incredibly boring and I no longer care about how well he's doing in his stupid fucking classes. But I still like cuddling with him. (Silently.) Is it time to part ways?

Anonymous asked: How do you know when someone is playing with your emotions? and what can you do if you realize they are playing with your emotions?

A Valentine To Everyone, Ever

We decided to specifically not post any Dealbreakers today. Instead, we wrote you (the royal, all inclusive you) a little love letter. Hope you like it. Happy every-day-of-the-fucking-year. Someone loves you. Seriously. There is absolutely no need to walk through the cliche minefield of blankets and ice cream and liquor and bad movies. Today is just a day in your life. Half your taken...

Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s celebrate by watching Marisa and Joe Jonas in this Funny or Die Video, shall we?

naturanaturans asked: In your opinion, can friends sleep with each other and still be friends after?

Anonymous asked: I experienced the first of many lovely nights with a new lover, and was shocked to find that he appeared to be oblivious to the new trend that's sweeping the nation: manscaping. Now, I don't require cue balls (an ideal, but it's not for everyone) but some sort of considerate care in the area goes a long way. I've had a healthy amount of lovers, but haven't come across...

Anonymous asked: today, a girl was very blatantly unpleasant to me, and it wasn't clear why. there's a possibility that she felt i was laughing at her in history yesterday, but i was mostly laughing with her. later, she was being overly friendly, and then she was being nice via facebook. does she feel bad for being a bitch earlier? is she just a passive-aggressive person? yes to all of the above?