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On January 15, 2009, I started a blog with my friend Dave about all the reasons not to date someone. On September 28, 2010, Dealbreaker: The Definitive List of Dating Offenses was released. On March 30, 2013, I got married. Now, for our readers, with whom I have so carefully curated an anti-love arsenal, I owe you a story. A happy ending. And perhaps some perspective on the whole dating...
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Apr 27th
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The Three Post-Breakup Phases
theidiotking: I used to answer a lot of relationship questions over at my other blog, the in-hibernation DEALBREAKER. Looking back, I find it really funny that anyone ever trusted me with love advice, because it’s not really a topic I’m that well versed in. I’ve dated successfully, messily, carelessly, carefully, and casually, and up to this point, they all end the same way: by ending.  Someone...
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September 2011
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theidiotking: WORLD PREMIERE! Two years in the making, a show about two co-workers who hate each other, hate the coffee shop they work at, and hate the superpowers they’ve mysteriously developed.  Swift and French Written by/Starring Erin Gibson & Dave Horwitz with Marisa Pinson and Billy Merritt Directed by Tyler Gilette / Special Effects by Chris VanArtsdalen Pass it around if you...
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August 2011
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SLACKLUST: 27 Is Not The Final Destination - DAVE... →
theidiotking: I’m turning 28 on Friday, and I wrote a piece for Slacklust about how all I want for my birthday is not to die.  Happy Birthday, Dave! Hope you cheat death for another year!
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June 2011
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April 2011
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March 2011
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DEALBREAKER ADVICE CORNER #10 (PART II): Erin Gibson In this thrilling conclusion, our heroes discuss religious preference, blunt arrogance, and of course, burritos. Follow Erin on Twitter @gibblertron, check out her website, or bookmark her blog, Models Are Smart. And of course, if you’ve got a question for us, submit it HERE. (Part 1)
Mar 15th
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Dealbreaker Advice Corner #10: Erin Gibson (Part 1) Current TV’s Erin Gibson joined the advice corner for a little romance talk. Topics include having a crush on your best friend, sex related injury, and Erin’s obvious xenophobia.
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Dealbreaker Advice Corner #9: Lightning Round w/Charlyne Yi! Charlyne Yi was nice enough to sit down with Dave to answer some of your extremely hard hitting questions.
Mar 1st
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February 2011
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theidiotking: Special Eating Society by Tremendosaur (Justin Michael and Jacob Reed), w/Dan Lippert, Drew Tarver, Scott Gairdner, Jennie Pierson, and myself. It’s for a contest, so vote it funny and those guys could win a thing! Happy Saturday! Here’s a crazy sketch Dave acted in. Also, it’s funny.
Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: let's talk about fuck buddies. what are the rules? how much do you see them? how long should you let it go on? what if they are dictating everything about it? seriously, this is so confusing.
Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: my boyfriend of two years broke up with me almost five months ago and i still can't get him out of my head! seriously, it's making my life miserable. i've tried drinking heavily and having hate sex, but thoughts of him won't leave me in peace. any tips and tricks for wiping my mind?
Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: What if I'm in love with Dave?
Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: theres this guy i like, hes almost like my bestfriend and ive known him for 3 years now almost 4. But im starting to like him ...
what should i do? i dont want to lose our friendship, but when isee him with other girls i get jealous .. PLEASE HELP !!
Feb 26th
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The Hairpin: Marisa Pinson on Needlefelting →
jenniepie: One of my very favorite gals Marisa Pinson wrote an article for The Hairpin, my favorite website! Everyone should look on in wonder! Our very own Marisa is going to be writing stuff for the Hairpin! Here’s her first piece.
Feb 24th
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Anonymous asked: make more videos, please!
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Anonymous asked: I have realized that everything my boyfriend says is incredibly boring and I no longer care about how well he's doing in his stupid fucking classes. But I still like cuddling with him. (Silently.) Is it time to part ways?
Feb 21st
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Anonymous asked: How do you know when someone is playing with your emotions? and what can you do if you realize they are playing with your emotions?
Feb 17th
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